I am thinking this is going to be a continuing saga so, we'll just call it the Back Country and any further interesting facts and fables will be shared as they arise and may possibly be labeled #2, #3, #976, etc.
Yes I am moving to the middle of the woods and I am actually choosing to do this. However, I find so many things so very fascinating at this early stage in the game that it must be the whole culture shock thing. Or something. I always thought I was pretty laid back and easy going but I'm thinking now that I'm not. I'm a city chick. I've got things to do, places to go, don't know you, etc etc. That's gonna have to change or they're going to have to adjust. I'm thinking that they're going to have to adjust. Seriously. I'll admit I have things to learn about all this backwoods crap too but these people are odd. Lots more odd than I am. Lord help us all.
Today I got to deal with:
#1. The well.
I get the whole well thing but, I don't get how it works (in complete detail) and why it stopped working while I was there. I am so very used to walking over to the faucet and turning it on and it working that I thought I might have fallen over from the fumes of cleaning substances and was having a nightmare or blackout or something. I actually checked all the faucets too. Duh. Idiot. I think the pump is in the barn. I don't have access to the barn. That sucks. I really don't know and I've got to figure this all out if I'm to survive out there. I made some calls, thinking I'm a complete idiot but, only after checking the breaker box and stuff anyway (not completely useless). It's not my fault as far as we can tell at the moment. He thinks perhaps he shut the water off somewhere and all I got was what was in the hot water heater. Great. Didnt help me today. Does however put the thought of having water "on hand" a very real issue. Also puts back in my mind having a rain barrel. That's not an entirely bad thing. In fact, I've wanted one here for years so, I think on this new property I may just be able to get it. Still. What the hell else will this well have in store for me? Do I even want to know? Probably not.
#2. The Post Office
Picture in your mind a tiny little house. Okay - the hobbit house would work if that helps. Cut it in half. On one side is the Post Office and the other side is the bank. Woohoo - what a grand business you all do here, eh? Oh my. But, it is back country living and I have to be lucky to have a post office and a bank after all. Since it's back country I also have a mailbox that has been taken out by plows and even someone with too much spare time and a baseball bat at their disposal. I am NOT having my mail left there. It's a long driveway anyway so I might as well "go into town" and see people. Or something. Anyway....I ordered a box on line. It didnt work. The payment went through just fine but, I had to go get it in person. Fine. When I showed up at 1:30 a note on the door told me they were closed from 1-2:30. That must be when they deliver mail? I have no idea. I went back later. There was one person in front of me. They were all chatty and catching up and talking about people and planning on having a bottle of wine. Blah blah blah blah. Whatever. Do you see me standing here? Okay, deep breath. Count to 10. Okay, count to 100. "Hi, may I help you?" I'm laughing at this point at what transpired after that. By the time I left there were 4 people behind me waiting. They all knew my name, phone number, where I live now, where I'm going to live, when I'm moving in and that I'm getting a PO Box instead of just "you get mail delivery you know" with a sideways look. OMG. That's nice and friendly of them all. ????? I dont get that. At all. I'm trying but, it's not working. It's none of your dang business. Any of it. I dont care. I want my box dangit. Just give it to me. This 4x4 square does nothing for my privacy. Oh yeah, I dont have any anymore do I? Crap. I'm trying my best not to be that snooty city gal that's moving in but, it's hard to adjust. Even harder under pressure.
#3. Driving.
You know, I can drive up a storm. I've survived years of Boston driving and lived to tell about it. That should be enough. It's not. How the hell do you drive 80 mph on a curvy back road in the middle of nowhere, in the winter, with deer crossings and schoolbus crossings everywhere? I felt so ...... untrained. I guess it's the difference between the expressway in rush hour to go 14 miles to work and it taking an hour and 80 mph to go 30 miles for just a gallon of milk. I don't know really. I cant figure it out. Is it because no one else is on the road? Because I am. Hello. Shit. Really. Are there more back road accidents than highway (taking into consideration population differences)? I'm thinking there may be. Jeesh. I'm also feeling very small. Everyone has a big truck. I want a truck again. This may push me right back to that. Then again, I may take the Mazda to 80 mph but I probably wouldn't take a truck over.......65. lol. Yeah, right. Who knows.
I mapped out the Dunkin Donuts run too. It's not bad really at all. Considering everything else. It would be like if the only DD's was the one by Marina Bay. It's not terrible it's just not as convenient. I also did the Stop & Shop run. 1/2 hour. To get there. Humm. Thats another thing to keep in mind as far as being prepared, making lists, stocking up, bringing a cooler in the summer, etc. It is a very nice Super Stop & Shop though. Also has a Dollar Store, Game Stop, Video rental place and Walmart next door. Gas too. So, that works. There were 3 country/general stores on the way as well. So, I guess it could be much worse. Don't think I can sqeeze anything into that 1 hr lunch break though.
4. Friendly People.
I'm already getting the wave. I'm used to the wave from boating but having a hard time putting it out on the street. You just don't do that unless you know someone really really well. I guess in a town of 1700 and a long back road with all of 10 houses on it, they feel they know me well enough. What is the etiquette for it though? Is it your street only? Is it all back country roads? Does it apply to in "town"? And whats with the stare down "in town" anyway? I swear I almost caused 4 accidents walking to the post office. Does everyone already know I'm new in town? Is it really that apparent? Who told them? lol. JEESH. I checked where I was walking each and every time a truck stopped in the middle of the road where I was walking cuz I thought maybe I was in their way or something. With just dealing with how they drive I was afraid I was going to get myself run over. But, no. They were just stopping to stare. Thats nice. Crap. I look like shiite. If all you people were going to stare at me I would have put on a fancy outfit or make up or something. No one tells you this. Why not? There should be a handbook.