NO ANTI VIRUS/ ANTI SPYWARE PROGRAM IS 100%
What don’t you people get about that?
How can that be made any clearer to you?
Do I need to really break that down into 2 year old language
for you?
Yes, you are purchasing a product and paying for it (that is
essentially what “purchase” means). If it was also supposed to bake you a cake
you should have asked that prior to your purchase.
That product does a great many things for you should you
actually use it correctly. Here are a few pointers for you just so we’re clear
on how to use your antivirus and/or anti spyware products correctly:
a. Install
upgrades to the product when needed
b. Update
virus and spyware definitions ALWAYS not when you get around to it
c. Scan
your system a lot. Probably more than you want to take the time for- get over
it.
d. If
an error is found you might want to call someone before working on the computer
for a few days or weeks when you might have the time– DUH.
#1 Favorite Question and answer I would like to give you
when you call
“Why didn’t
this protect me?”
“Because
you’re an idiot”
#2 Favorite Question and answer I would like to give you
when you call
“How can I pay so much for a
product and then not get a problem resolved without additional charges?”
See above idiot and also: “Because
$49.99 does not include a small Indian or Philippine Technician that lives in
there waiting for you to be an idiot and fixing it for you” “Maybe we should
make sure it can bake you a cake too?”
#3 Favorite Question and answer:
“Why don’t you guys have a fix for
this, isn’t this what I’m paying you for every year?”
“Well here’s the thing in a
nutshell. You don’t sign my checks and neither do these guys putting out the
viruses. Heck, I’d be happy to have a straight line to them to find out when
they will be putting these out there for you to download. Also, if they could
tell me exactly what it does and how it works and how to fix it then I would be
more than happy to make sure I was able to update your computer for you with
that information so you were safe. I’m sure I could also let them know you
would rather not have your credit card number stolen and as well that they
could build this thing so that it does take just a simple no charge fix”
also – “Let me bake you a cake
because you’re so darn special!!”
So Mr and Mrs Special cake eaters:
Here are the things we’re working
on right now and I’ll also list a few pointers for you on what NOT to do with
your computer.
AntivirusXP2008
AntivirusXP2009
MSAntivirus
WinDefender
Bloodhound
Bluesod
Hacktool
FakeAVAlert
Misleadapp
Basically if you see anything on
your computer like the above reference information…you’re paying to fix it.
Make the call now before it gets worse.
Also, the following items should
be taken seriously when seen on your computer and not yet detected by your “special”
software program that you update daily to keep yourself safe:
Email proxy errors
Intrusion alerts
Pop up boxes from “windows”
program to notify you your computer has been infected and to download/scan/go
to web site
Desktop background changing color
or missing photo
Homepage changes
Webpage changes when you are on
the internet (takes you somewhere else)
Slow running computer or internet
connection
Freezes and/or restarts
New or different programs added to
your computer
Missing Control Panel, mouse
errors, dll missing errors, missing drivers
Email errors for emails you didn’t
send
Strange sounds
Pornographic pop ups
Top 10 things you shouldn’t do
with your computer:
#1. Porn
#2. Websites you don’t know-even
My Space, You Tube, etc has issues!
#3. On line gaming portals for
multi users
#4. Download files: Music, movies,
unknown person sharing files
#5. Porn
#6. Active X entries of unknown
website
#7. Instant Messenger
#8. Did I say Porn?
#9. Email – especially Aol, Yahoo,
Google need to be VERY careful with
#10. ANYTHING FREE – if it’s free
you probably shouldn’t use it, visit it, try it unless someone you know or
trust completely has already done so without issue.
Basically as our lives intermingle
with technology to a greater extent we are putting ourselves at risk to a
greater extent. Those with the smarts to make you miserable are also out there
to a greater extent making it highly likely that at some point in time you will
be infected in some way. Accept the fact now. Build your defenses as best you
can and try to enjoy what you can for your computer use. All you can do.
You are no more special than
anyone else and I shall not be baking you a cake either. Get over it.